What do you do?

People ask me, Norman what do you do for a living? I haven't found an answer that doesn't make them squirm. Inevitably they start scratching their heads. The vision they conjure up, of a nitpicker bent over a child's head, is not reflective of the level of service we provide today. You can be sure, when their kids get head lice, they call me! We do it right, we do it quick, we get rid of lice, naturally!